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Subject: Pure Genius!!!!!!!!

This album is fantastic... it makes me wonder how people can create such good music and just give it away!!! But thank you very much R. Garcia for doing so, I think I've fallen in love with Girl On The Corner!!!  5 out of 5 stars

Review By Kreetch


R. GARCIA GLUTEUS.FREQ
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Subject: Awesome

I've never been a huge fan of the Kikapu catalogue, but I've been listening to some great things lately. This is just one of them, came across this after being intrigued by the "Travel by Light Rail" ep, and I like this much more! This is mostly beat-driven idm/electronics, and of the pleasantly handcrafted type. Nothing tremendously original, but how can I be so critical with such a good album. Be sure to check this! np "All Work and No Play" 5 out of 5 stars

Review By Purusha


I USED TO WRITE ON WALLS
BROADWAY WORLD

Bekah Brunstetter's new play I Used to Write On Walls is billed as an "anti-romantic comedy". This is a good term for it, since though it is very funny, it's terribly unromantic.

Three normal stable women all fall for the same callow surfer dude, and he ends up breaking their hearts. First there's Diane (Maggie Hamilton), an overweight cop who gains the respect of Trevor (Jeff Berg) by allowing him to draw a wave on a wall with chalk. Then there's cosmetics-loving Joanne (Darcie Champagne), who is sleeping with Trevor but really just wants someone to remember her birthday. Then there's also Georgia (Levita Shaurice), a slam poet, who is also sleeping with Trevor.

Why an unemployed drifter who smokes pot, can't remember anything, and is an ephemeral graffiti artist attracts all of them is something of a mystery. Certainly, as played by Mr. Berg, he's very handsome, and takes his shirt off frequently to expose his rippling abs; his childlike sense of fun, devotion to God, and the "rad, philosophical journey" that he's on make him superficially attractive, but in the end he's a user who doesn't really give himself to anyone.

In a parallel story, there's Anna (Chelsey Shannon), an 11-year-old girl, and her mother (Rachel Dorfman), who have a benign Snow White thing going on- her mother is envious of her daughter's beauty. Anna wants nothing more than to finally menstruate (menstruation is a big theme in this play- it's mentioned in nearly every scene in the first act). Diane's mother (Mary Round) also makes a brief appearance, as does an insane middle-aged would-be dominatrix named Mona (Ellen David).

The play seems to reinforce the stereotype that women need men to feel complete; all of the female characters aside from the 11-year-old have all their energies tied up in wanting men.

The scenes between the women are the most interesting. The one time Diane and Joanne meet and Joanne gives her a makeover in the park, and the moments between Diane and her mother and Anna and her mother all sparkle. In the scenes with Trevor, the more irresponsible and callous he was revealed to be, the more I wanted to go all Jerry Springer and shout "Drop that Zero and get yourself a Hero!". Which is not to say that the play is uninteresting; on the contrary, though I disagreed with the character's choices, I went with them on the ride. Bekah Brunstetter's use of language is exquisite; her dialogue sings and expresses character with telling detail. Georgia's slam poetry is a highlight as well. The plot sometimes meanders, but it ends up where it needs to go.

The cast is great, especially Maggie Hamilton as Diane, who inhabits every moment with a powerful honesty; hers is the character you want to win. Jeff Berg is perfectly addle-pated as Trevor, throwing out stoner exclamations, existing in his own little world. Darcie Champagne is sweet as Joanne, though her character shifts abruptly early in the play from comic to pathetic. Levita Shaurice is everyone's beat poet- a mouthpiece for the put-upon. Chelsey Shannon is never saccharine as Anna- her sight gag that opens the play is perfectly realized. Rachel Dorfman's character veers between touchingly real and more stylized lines with aplomb.
Mary Round has one wonderful scene- I wish there had been more of her. Ellen David only has one scene as Mona, as well- in her case treading the line between Carol Channing funny and Michael Masden terrifying- it's a powerful but very odd scene.

The set, by April Bartlett, is fascinating and beautifully evocative, and Candice Thompson's costumes are great. Randy Garcia's music is nicely tied to each character. The co-direction by Diana Basmajian and Isaac Byrne is clear and focused.

Working Man's Clothes Productions has delivered another powerful show

Review by Duncan Pflaster


NERD PARADE A DELICATE BASHING
PERFORMER MAGAZINE

"The Nerd Parade, comprised of Randy Garcia, John Jacobus, Rich Wilson, Buddy Buttram and Abby Wren, offer up a debut full of smart, dancey, kinetic, electronica-laden indie-pop. From the first track, the record is instantly hypnotic and engaging as a computerized voice speaks the first sinister words over industrial soundscapes. But before things get too dismal, the vocals of Garcia and Wren gleefully announce, "No one's listening to your shit," and seconds later the listener is immersed in a full-on electronic dance party.

Thankfully, The Nerd Parade isn't just a one-trick pony. The lyrics are clever, but in a goofy, underhanded sort of way: "No man is an island 'less he's drowning in a pool ... If you want to hold 'em you should try to shoot the moon / I know just when to fold 'em like that Kenny Rogers' tune." And the music isn't made up of just infectious dance tunes. A Delicate Bashing also contains soulful R&B slow jams, sleepy indie ballads, a good dose of '80s synth rock and hooks that cover all the important genres.

And while The Nerd Parade has some decidedly art-rock leanings, even that label would be a bit premature. What's truly amazing is how unpredictable and dynamic the album sounds.

The Nerd Parade's well-researched romp through indie-pop's stylistic catalogue lends A Delicate Bashing more of a solid footing rather than a branding of "pretentious." Though having been recorded in various garages, bedroom and hotels during the course of four years, the lo-fi sound is almost non-existent. The best tracks on A Delicate Bashing would have to be "A Picturesque Sunday," "Kenny Rogers Tune," and "Crude Polygonal Space Fighters," which sounds like a lost Radiohead track. This record is the one to take with you everywhere you go. (Headphone Treats Records)"

Review by Charley Lee


NERD PARADE A DELICATE BASHING
INK 19 MAGAZINE

"The Nerd Parade is the brainchild of Nophi Recordings co-founder and multi-instrumentalist, Randy Garcia. Garcia and his quartet of indie pop-loving misfits recently released their debut album, A Delicate Bashing and fortunately for us, it doesn't suck. This electro-infused genre-jumping CD combines jazzy R&B ballads with dance-y synth pop numbers and inventive pop culture references. The montage of musical styles makes it near impossible to classify The Nerd Parade, but Garcia's programming skills and the decidedly lo-fi sound of the album would certainly suggest some art-rock proclivities and a soft spot for '80s synth-pop. And there are certainly enough catchy hooks on this album to choke a horse.

The opening track, "A Picturesque Sunday," begins with a Radiohead-like robotic monologue before bursting into the unexpectedly upbeat song, "Yr Horrible Stupid Life." The robotic voice returns on "Crude Polygonal Space Fighters", but there's a good chance you'll be too busy tripping out to the mellow trance-like music in the background to heed the lyrics. The soulful slow jam "A Bird's Song" features vocalist Abby Wren, and why it isn't a solid gold hit already, we may never know, but as soon as Wren starts cooing, it's time to get the Kleenex. Some of the lyrics may seem childish: "and the earth may quit turning or some crap like that/ my heart is a waif but my feelings are fat", but a thorough listen to the album would suggest that The Nerd Parade are actually subversive rascals masquerading as juvenile delinquents; a feat they pull off with exceptional ease."

Review by Crystal Lee


NERD PARADE INTERVIEW
BUZZ S&E MAGAZINE

The Nerd Parade is probably the gentlest, sweetest group of musicians I have met in a while. From Atlanta, GA, they combine gritty, power pop with southern hospitality. They came through Chicago Saturday, April 28, to play a fashion/art show called Grit and Glitz, and I was lucky enough to wrangle Randy Garcia into doing an interview with me. And it went a little somethin’ like this . . .

So most of you guys are from GA . . . what’s it like there? How’s the music scene?
Northern Georgia is quite beautiful, especially downtown Atlanta and its surrounding suburbs. The music scene there is thriving and healthy, with many great bands and venues to play at. The thing that really makes the scene great is the fact that there is something to do virtually every night. Most of the band members are homebodies though, so we mostly lay low at night and enjoy the green spaces, bike trails and culture by day.

What instruments do you play?
I play pretty much anything except woodwinds. I’m certainly not a master of anything, but I can find my way around the fret board and drum kit with the most confidence. Most of the band can double up on instruments, and even Abby gets into jamming with us on a guitar or keys sometimes.

How did you all meet?
Rich and I met about 16 years ago in middle school. We’ve played in tons of bands together over the years, so the choice to play together in this project was pretty obvious. I met Johnny a couple of years ago at a show. Abby and Buddy both joined up in the last year.

What is one of your first musical memories?
I remember playing on my Aunt’s piano when I was young. I was really fascinated with the way the notes worked with each other. I would space out playing all black keys and trying to match words to the notes. I had no idea what I was doing, and it was awesome.

First concert you attended?
Michael Jackson and the Jackson Five, on the Victory Tour. I had the glove, zipper jacket and pants. It was incredible. The stage show was out of this world. I’m still a huge fan of MJ in spite of all the negative press he’s gotten.

First concert you played?
A skinhead rally in Ft. Lauderdale FL. We didn’t know what kind of show it was going to be, we were just happy to play. None of the White Power kids seemed to notice that I was Hispanic and our singer was half black either.

Have you been in other bands?
Yes, way too many.

What did you learn from those experiences?
I think each band experience has contributed a little bit to the overall framework of my current projects, whether business or pleasure. I’ve also learned to not regret anything in the past, as most of those experiences are what forge a successful career in music.

Did you go to college?
Yes. I have a degree in Audio Engineering and a degree in Liberal Arts.

Do you have jobs?
Since the start of 2007, I’ve been focusing solely on The Nerd Parade. Every so often, I get involved with a commercial audiovisual project, or produce & engineer music for other artists, which I’m certain I’ll do after the regiment of tours we have planned.

Why is your album called A Delicate Bashing
I think it would be best if I define what a delicate bashing is – not as a title, but as an experience. A delicate bashing is when you experience something in life that roughs you up, exposes you or leaves you in a weakened state, like a break-up, or loss of a loved one. While you experience the brunt of the pain on the front-end, there is always someone there to pick you up and dust you off. A delicate bashing is like having a best friend who would take a bullet for you; someone to say “If you want to get to them, you have to go through me first.” So, in relation to the album, A Delicate Bashing is life itself.

Favorite show experience
It’s hard to say exactly which show we’ve played has been the best. Nashville sort of stands out on this tour—as there was a very tight room full of people, and most of them were dancing. We really love to see people interacting with the music.

How has this tour been so far?
We’ve been fortunate for the most part. We’ve managed to laugh through the rough times and are really enjoying the drives. We have a bunch of gadgets in the van to keep us occupied, like a PS2, Gamecube and wireless network for gaming and DVD’s. Our van isn’t really new or fancy, but we took the time to add some creature comforts so we wouldn’t be gouging each other’s eyes out on the lonely mid-western drives.

Got any interesting tour stories?
So far it’s been pretty smooth. We had a couple of drunks get really friendly with us in Memphis, and then there was the guy who passed out in his own puke in the elevator at the Chicago show. Our most recent story involves Pittsburgh, an incredibly dirty toilet, and ultimately a show cancellation.

How’d you come up with the name The Nerd Parade?
It is the title of one of my solo albums. Abby, John, and I were sitting in the studio during the final weeks of production on A Delicate Bashing and trying to come up with a name for the project. One of them suggested we use “The Nerd Parade” as the band’s name in honor of my solo record and what it stood for. Then name in association with a band was a bit unusual to me at first, but it seemed fitting at the time and it had kind of a lighthearted ring to it, so we just decided to roll with it.

Do you think image is important in the music industry? Do you care?
I think the image should fit the band, whether it be elaborate or stripped down. What many bands seems to forget is that the music industry is also known as “show business.” That sort of entitles the performer to put on a show. I try to match the appearance the mood of the music with because it adds to the overall performance aesthetic. With the Nerd Parade we sometimes dress up in various ways -- maybe a dorky sweater, blazer, or hat. Abby wears schoolgirl or nurse-like dresses because they are fun, easy, and sexy. I think the best part is that each individual member can spruce up their personalities with what they wear. I would hate to have a totally uniform look in this band because we are not totally uniform people. Image really should be secondary; a condiment to a good course of music.

What are some of your goals—immediate and long term?
Touring and recording are our immediate goals. We haven’t though much beyond that, because we love to play and write music. I suppose if things continue on as such then we will need to analyze the bigger picture. Until then, we are quite content to be DIY and in complete control of our careers.

What can we expect from your next album?
The next album will be a little denser musically, and probably explore new sounds and instrumentation. We’ve talked about so many things at this point . . . I couldn’t begin to give you a definitive statement here. One thing we hope is that the record will kick ass and still be fun and exciting on the ten-thousandth play as it is on the first.

Interview by Hilary Rawk


NERD PARADE A DELICATE BASHING
MURMUR MAGAZINE

"The latest in a barrage of North Georgia-based bands invading our personal space is The Nerd Parade out of Atlanta. And fortunately for our earholes, they're really good. They're a mellow 5-piece lo-fi pop band with some electro elements.

Led by Nophi Recordings label co-founder and multi-instrumentalist Randy Garcia, The Nerd Parade is obviously a project of careful craftsmanship and restraint. In my estimation, lo-fi bands of the same genre regularly reek of sloppiness, yet that is not the case here. There are no stray notes or unmotivated musical tangents at work, and the balance between the group's live and computer-generated elements leaves no musical tension or desire for more of one or the other. It's effortless to listen to."

Article by Tadd Trueb


NERD PARADE A DELICATE BASHING
CREATIVE LOAFING


Nerd Parade's debut album, A Delicate Bashing, is an inventive slice of indie pop. It switches gears effortlessly from the jangling Grand Royal funk of "Kenny Rogers Tune" (which breaks into a country run on the chorus) to the frizzy Brit pop of "Kitten." The vibe is effervescent and happy, even as the group explores the nuances of being a young adult trying to establish successful personal relationships.

"I'm into far too many types of music, and everyone in the band has such varied interests that I think we would just sell our compositions short if we didn't explore the possibilities of these various styles of music," says group leader Randy Garcia. He speaks from somewhere in the Northeast; the group is currently on a two-week tour.

Some Southeast music aficionados may recognize him as the producer who helps run the IDM electronic collective Nophi Recordings and records under the name R. Garcia. Born and raised in South Florida, Garcia relocated to Atlanta in 2006. "I broke away from [IDM music] just to take a break. I did seven albums in a row and went on a bunch of different tours all over the country," he says.

Garcia conceived the side project that would eventually become Nerd Parade in 2003. He recorded several tracks with an unnamed vocalist who he says didn't work out, and then found his current muse, Abby Wren. Together the two collaborated on what Garcia calls a coming-of-age album. "You'll identify with a lot of the music in there if you suffered from the teenage condition," he says. Although the subject matter covers "My So-Called Life" territory (the opening track is called "Yr Horrible Stupid Life"), the sounds are buoyant, silly and fun. "We want to convey a positive message."

With the onset of live concerts, Nerd Parade expanded to include instrumentalist John Jacobus, bassist Rich Wilson and drummer Buddy Buttram. Formerly a solo vehicle for Garcia to express his neuroses, it has grown into a full-fledged band. "I'm already working on my next electronic album," he says. "But I have no intentions of stopping doing the Nerd Parade stuff."

Article by Mosi Reeves


NERD PARADE A DELICATE BASHING
AMAZON.COM

"From start to finish this album wows me. The mix of electronic, jazz, indie and soul makes this album very hard to classify. BUT NOT HARD TO LISTEN TO. All-star tracks include Kitten, Ice Cream, Resolution Day, Kenny Rodgers Tune, Let It Go... I could name the entire album. What's left to say, other than this gem shines brighter and more brilliantly then most? If you're a fan of indie rock you must not let this one pass without buying and listening. \m/"

Customer Review by M. Mihevc (Utica, NY USA)


NERD PARADE A DELICATE BASHING
QRO MAGAZINE

Randy Garcia is the founder of South Florida’s electronic label Nophi Recordings, and has been creating his own electronica for over sa decade. Yet his newest project, the Atlanta-based Nerd Parade, has created a truly original mash-up of lappop, video games, R&B, electronic voices, powerfully expressive female vocals, country, disco, and the kitchen sink. What could all be a mess is put together wonderfully in the band’s debut release, A Delicate Bashing. An mélange of four years worth recordings in hotel rooms across the country, Bashing really isn’t like anything you’ve heard before, and that’s a pity, because it’s really very good.

The record opens with its most out-there concept, an electronic voice talking about life and video games in 1983 on “A Picturesque Sunday”. That voice comes back in the album’s middle, discussing life and video games in 1989 and 1994 to a slow electronic vibe in “Crude Polygonal Space Fighters”, and is then tacked on to the end of the finale track, “Let It Go”. The concept isn’t really annoying, but of all the sonic inventions on A Delicate Bashing, it is probably the least essential.

The most essential, however, is the soulful tone of fellow lead singer, Abby Wren. Her rich, jazz/gospel singer-like voice is a major force whenever it appears on Bashing. It unfortunately takes five songs into the record before she really comes through, but the wry country/R&B mash-up “Kenny Rogers Tune” is a real delight, with its catchy lyrics, great beat, distorted guitar solo, and infectious group chorus. Wren is at her most soulful with the grooving “A Bird’s Song”, which is really touching without ever going overboard, as well as the melancholy-about-the-past “Ice Cream”. The Nerd Parade are less ambitious with other Wren-fronted tracks, like “The Devil of California”, “Wide Asleep”, and the non-electronic main portion of “Let It Go”, but in none of those can Wren’s voice be denied.

This isn’t to say A Delicate Bashing slips when Wren isn’t at the forefront. Early track “Kitten” is some truly great lappop, melodic and flowing, with just enough driving and poignancy. The record is brighter with the preceding “Yr Horrible Stupid Life”, more indietronic-rock with the following “Smedley” (before going into a weaker acoustic second half), and hits a wawa-ing disco rhythm on “Outside” and “Spies”. All solid, these musical forays are still, however, overshadowed by the lappop of “Kitten” and the growing, carrying penultimate tune, “Resolution Day”, that, with the inclusion of Wren’s vocals, perhaps best sums up the record.

Most of the time, all music – even indie music – is just finding new ways to play the same old tricks, and all the listener has to choose from is which old tricks he or she wants to hear. That amazement of discovery one experienced when first getting into ‘music’ is lost, and never really makes it back. With Nophi Recordings, Randy Garcia has been releasing some mold-breaking electronic music, but with The Nerd Parade, he, Abby Wren, bassist Rich Wilson, and guitarist/keyboardist John Jacobus have broken the far sturdier indie-pop mold. A Delicate Bashing may be a little all over the place, but what a place they’ve found."

Review by Jean Anderson


NERD PARADE A DELICATE BASHING
COLORADO MUSIC BUZZ


"Now based in Atlanta, this talented group of quirky transplants bend and blend all manner of musical genre and emotion - very compellingly."

by Melissa Axel, Editor


NERD PARADE A DELICATE BASHING
MUSIC FOR AMERICA

"The Nerd Parade are a male/female duo who create some irresistible power pop mixed in with electronica and a bit of rock. A Delicate Bashing (Headphone Treats) is a quirky album that works very well, as if they were a more pop-friendly Mecca Normal. I say this because when I played the album, I could tell that this was a bit more... how do I say this? I can hear the minds moving between these two, at times locked in unison as if they were one, other times going off in their own words and unsure of where to go except forward. "Smedley" moves along at a bumpy pace, while "Kenny Rogers Tune" sounds a hell of a lot like Nikka Costa's "Everybody Got Their Something" instead of being a tune about the former First Edition singer with a second edition face. The female half of the duo, Abby Wren, her voice sounds very familiar or maybe I'm simply comforted by how she sings. I could hear bits of Kim Deal, other times their music could be from the mushroom sandwich box of The Flaming Lips or King Missile (Dog Fly Religion).

There are times when I expected the music to go lo-fi, since some of the drums and rhythm patterns are from rhythm boxes and drum machines long gone, but they keep things sounding very professional. In fact, a song like "Outside" has Randy Garcia (the male half of the group) going into They Might Be Giants or Barenaked Ladies territory with its mix of great playing and pop craftsmanship, yet still being able to lure in listeners with something that result in something magical and quirky at the same time. Quirky, yes, but not strange or off-center. Yet The Nerd Parade are capable of moving off-center, if need be."

Review by DA Bookman


NERD PARADE A DELICATE BASHING
SMOTHER.NET

For some reason, pun-irific or not, when I saw the name “The Nerd Parade”, I instantly thought of Robert Carradine and Anthony Edwards’ role in the classic comedy “Revenge of the Nerds”. While all those horn-rimmed glasses images aside, what you have here is a melodic indie pop group that has female/male vocals amid a chorus of chunky guitars and electronic bleeps. Who can go wrong with that? Not many and the Nerd Parade prove that they’re no one-hit wonder with dashes of awesomeness spread about throughout “A Delicate Bashing”. Stellar my friends!

Review by J-Sin


2006 TOUR BLURB
MIKRONESIA.COM

(Philadelphia): At 10 r_garcia and recompas hit the stage... I knew from their sound check they were going to blow the place out and they did. Mixing up live looped guitars, bass, saxophone (played through a telephone), theremin, melodica, vocals, oscillators, synths, laptops, fx boxes, live drums into a nasty stew of funk, noise, electronics, jazz and dub these *TWO* guys from Atlanta were awesome.


2006 TOUR BLURB
CREATIVE LOAFING

RE COM PAS, R_GARCIA, MFBC, EXTREME ANIMALS Re com pas (a.k.a Travis Thatcher) bends vague elements of dub through a storm of melodies, noise, trash-can beats and sonic clutter. R_Garcia plays quirky funk and electronic music that's partial to structure but dissolves into pools of dark, breakcore beats and crunchy experimental soundscapes. Music from the Belly of the Cosmos and Extreme Animals gets the mutant electro dance party started. $5. 9 p.m. Eyedrum. 404-522-0655. www.eyedrum.org. -- CR


2006 TOUR BLURB
GAINESVILLE SUN

On Monday, the Shamrock, 1017 W. University Ave., augments the Tom Miller Show with Randy Garcia, a.k.a r_garcia, aka the hottest electronic stormhouse from the southern reaches of Florida.


V/A SUBVARITRAX
IGLOO MAGAZINE

A SubVariant style dosing agent against SMO (sonic mediocrity overexposure), Subvaritrax aims to cure what ails the overwhelmed melodic IDM listener by allowing them to enter into a receptively poignant mental state through ministration of artfully arranged sonic vibrations and textures. Subvaritrax also cures hyper-tension brought about by an inundation of repetitive BPM and repairs receptors damaged by the supra-processization of an excessive application of DSP patches.

Phylum Sinter's "Monastic Phase" starts the gentle release into your bloodstream with tender melodies drifting in a free-form solution of squishy beats and rain-kissed tones. Marshall Watson recommends a "Fall Without Change," a gravity-free undulation of synthesizer and frayed beats that moves like a heat wave across still landscapes. Label-owner Liz McLean Knight who records as Quantazelle (as well as being the creative force behind the jewelry line Zelle and attendant online shop, Fractalspin.com) slips us a dose of "Late Blazing Kinch Theme," a vaguely Aphex Twin rhythm scattered across harp melodies and subdermal beat dappling. It'll hitch in your throat and leave a resonating hum that will percolate through your brain for days. She also offers "Braking (Hushed)," a gurgling lurching tune that sounds like electric wind chimes being shaken by a low magnitude earthquake. Nothing traumatic, just chaotic movement given sound.

Randy Garcia's "Honkeywrench" keeps catching my ear as it dances and jabbers about. Anchored by the spitting sound of speaker feedback from local RF signals (and I get it enough at the day job that I keep thinking that this track is just fucked up and not cleverly recycling modern noise detritus), R_Garcia throws up squiggling pong melodies that flit about with joyous abandon. There's a middle of the Subvaritrax dose that goes all woozy on you with house rhythms skewed with jittery noises and squelchy bursts of liquid funk as Matthew Mercer, Popkan, Kero and Derek Michael ooze into your system. Tim Koch's "Minor Rendered" puddles with aquatic dub while ringing with minor chords that are flung up like fireworks to hang in the sky. A sinuous funk beat slithers into the room and coils around our ankles, lending a lurching stagger to our dance steps. While Zainetica delivers a swooping aerial ride filled with the guttering echoes of synthesized voices in "Bytesize," Sense's "Gift" is a orchestral wash of electronic tones and fluffy melodies.

As Set in Sand's "A Echo of An Mistake" (sic) warbles and threatens to lose track of its rhythmic center (yet retains it in the end as the effort is to shift you slightly and not yank the chair out from beneath you), edIT's "Spare Spork" shares no such illusions. The beats in "Spare Spork" stab at you with their guttering intensity, echoing in the background like ping pong balls ricocheting off concrete walls. The lonesome guitar melody in the foreground is dragged in the wake of the beats, its melancholy secondary to the gutter-jerk of the affected beats. Quench keeps some of the manic energy afforded by edIT (this is the end of the dosage after all, somnambulant effects must be wiped away) but channels it as BPMs. Shivering beats collapse and percolate like hot water in a coffee maker while digital melodies churn and curl around one another like snakes, like Mobius patterns.

SubVariant takes a very serious approach to presentation and the limited release of Subvaritrax comes as a Rx package, a personalized prescription written just for your mental state. "Play entire CD twice daily or as needed" read the instructions on the plastic casing. Would that all medicines that make you feel better go down so easily (and the final glistening water electronica of Ochre eases you back from your SubVariant-induced slumber). This is a heartily recommended panacea for the beat-broke blues.

Review by Mark Teppo


V/A SUBVARITRAX
TEXTURA

"Though one is struck initially by Subvaritrax™'s distinctive pharmaceutical packaging, the comp's presentation is trumped by the potency of the medication itself. Virtually a primer for current electronic music trends, the release collects what could be the best bits from imaginary comps by Merck, Neo Ouija, Spectral Sound, and M-Nus into an 80-minute, 17-track set. Such largesse is often wearying but [it] maintains interest by extending the stylistic range beyond a single genre...

Sparkling streams of glistening melodies unfurl throughout Phylum Sinter's (Detroit-based Christopher Todd) “Monastic Phase,” Sense's (Melbourne musician Adam Raisbeck) “Gift,” and Ochre's (Chris Leary) buoyant epilogue “Copacetia” while boisterous breaks splatter and flail in tracks by Marshall Watson and Quench (aka Funckarma, Netherlands-based Don and Roel Funcken). edIT's (Ed Ma, Planet-Mu) fabulous stutter-crunk oasis “Spare Spork” is an album highlight, as is ... [the] Quantazelle cut “Late Blazing Kinch Theme,” an entrancing intertwine of scurrying percolations and harp melodies. On the techno front, Frederique Garvin drops twitchy, bass-throbbing machine-funk in “Not So Hot,” Derek Michael coaxes whirrs and groans from his gear in “Similak Jiggles,” and Matthew Mercer and Detroit Underground label head Kero (Sohail Azad) take schaffel strolls in their respective outings. While R_Garcia's gleefully stomping, arcade-flavoured “Honkeywrench” impresses too, the album's peak arrives with Popkan's (Tom Erdmann) “Broken Lighter,” a tasty sampling of funky, M-Nus-styled minimal house. While Erdmann's micro-sampled field of blips, smears, and croaks sounds incredible, it's the little kick he adds to the tail end of the warping bass line that's pure genius.

A terrific outing by the Chicago-based subVariant imprint, the 'instrumental neuro-stimulant' Subvaritrax™ more than makes good on its promise to treat Sonic Mediocrity Overexposure (SMO) with a therapeutically forward-thinking mix of melodic IDM and glitchy minimal techno."

Review by Ron Schepper


R. GARCIA NERD PARADE
BRAINWASHED.COM

"On his latest album, Randy Garcia sings “Music is the only reason on this Earth for some of us to stay,” and it’s a mantra that’s as catchy as it is bittersweet. Nerd Parade is a celebration of life and music, and it’s just another in a long line of quality home-brewed records from the Garcia’s criminally overlooked Nophi Recordings.

Randy Garcia has quietly been building an empire in central and south Florida, racking up an impressive catalog of releases that touch nearly every corner of the vast field of electronic music. Whether he’s releasing his own work under the r_garcia alias or putting out records by kindred spirits, the same enthusiasm and sense of purpose permeates everything he touches. It’s that enthusiasm that makes Garcia’s live performances so magical, and also what makes Nerd Parade a fun, eclectic ride through Garcia’s unique headspace.

It’s obvious that Garcia is a product in some sense of the Florida rave scene, as his songs here all build and break to serve the impulse to dance. His drum programming and beat chopping could easily land him in the top echelon of dance music producers if making club and party music was his only goal. Thankfully, he brings much more to the table on Nerd Parade, showing that he’s equally comfortably coaxing melodies out of bluesy guitar as he is bubbling along with sid-chip synths. This might be the only album this year to mix tabla, electric guitar, amen breaks, Miami bass, and over-the-top game melodies and make that improbable mix work.

With as much style hopping and genre mashing as Garcia does, there’s sure to be a track or two on a record like this that just miss a particular set of ears, but the reverse is also true: there’s something for everyone to love here. Some of the synths are cheesy and the rhythms are occasionally straightforward to a fault, but it’s all supposed to work that way. The secret weapon for Nerd Parade is Garcia’s absolutely fearless pursuit of a good tune. Melodies stick out in an almost embarrassing way until you realize that Garcia’s well aware that he is the leader of the Nerd Parade, and he revels in it. And while he occasionally breaks beats with the ferocity of the darkest breakcore 12”es, but he does it playfully, in service of a simple joy that makes his music something special and transcendent of genre or style.

I hear that Garcia is working on a rock band side project now, and who can say what will come after that? As I replay this record, I keep coming back to the truth of “Music Is The Only Reason” and I realize that r_garcia is one of those rare artists who makes music that is vital, unpretentious, and pure fun. If Nerd Parade helps to remind me of what music means to me along the way, that’s even better."

Written by Matthew Jeanes -- Monday, 21 November 2005


R. GARCIA NERD PARADE
IGLOO MAGAZINE

"Randy Garcia is the hardest workin' man in electronic music, or at least in Plantation, FL. An accomplished multi-instrumentalist spitting out quality release after release as the head of Nophi Records as well as his own punishing output schedule, it's easy to forgive him if he treads the same territory once or twice on an album, right?

Thankfully, we don't have to.

Nerd Parade is the title of R_Garcia's latest full-length release. Released summer of this year, it's the single most listened-to CD of my 2005. Every track stands out as a unique display of R_Garcia's mastery of melody and rhythm as they span the musical spectrum and never get too old or too repetitive. This album embodies the phrase emblazoned on Nophi's bumper-sticker: "IDM is dead - we can all unfold our arms and dance now."

The album flows beautifully from start to finish, beginning with "Come One And All", an oncoming train from the distance of amens and ambience as it explodes into "Music is the Only Reason," one of the highlights of the album. This song explores dance-heavy basslines and R_Garcia's crooning voice on top of even more amen blasts. The beat may be tired, but R_Garcia injects fresh life into it throughout this release. Nerd Parade continues in the fine R_Garcia tradition of revitalizing lost game console sound chips with tracks like "Polaroid Pussycat," "Hurry Up and Disappear," and "Snowtime" which reminds the reviewer of the old TurboGrafx16 launch title, Keith Courage in Alpha Zones. Somehow, Randy is able to capture the feel of the games and digital experiences of yore with his own unique flavor. As an aside - check out track 3 on his Monkey vs. Pig release, which sounds straight out of Street Fighter III 3rd Strike. Pardon the gaming digression, but it's critical to emphasize the Nintendo influence that permeates R_Garcia.

"Bob the Steak" swings a tasty groove around a slide guitar riff and adds a crystalline dimension of synthesis. This fades into one of my personal favorite tracks, "Tablatar," one that's sure to move asses aplenty. A chorus of tablas atop some slick guitar work drops into an infectious crescendo of synth riffs that steadily build until the track explodes with acoustic drums and final fantasy-like arpeggios.

R_Garcia explores harder drum & bass territory on the track "Mercy" like contemporary Mike Paradinas with his "Approaching Menace" track off Lunatic Harness. What should be out of place in the context of the surrounding album is smoothed out by R_Garcia's trademark glitches and tweaks amid expert rhythm programming. The next track, "Don't Fake the Funk on a Nasty Dunk" stands out as a sure-fire body mover rife with rapid-fire blips and dream synths at 150 bpm, with a tried-and-true breakdown that never disappoints no matter how many times you have the song on repeat.

"Biomagnetic" explores territory that Twilight Circus and Rhythm & Sound are familiar with - deep space dub. R_Garcia proves his rasta mettle with late-night bourbon street horns atop minimal sine bass and in-step beats. "Estrus and the Terrasque" acts as a mental sherbet, cleansing the sound palette with a texture filled wash of atonal soundscapes. "Sixes, Fours, and Twelves" revisits the 16-bit themes of Street Fighter and Chrono Trigger with a Tom Jenkinson-influenced amen treatment on top of R_Garcia's bouncing filtered basslines. This leads into the title track and what is most likely the most solid demonstration of R_Garcia's multi-instrumental prowess. "Nerd Parade" begins with a solid bassline and hyper swing jazz rhythms as soft lead synths percolate through the mix. This drops out into a distorted acid bassline that erupts into a heavy metal Randy shredding his axe with Manowar force. The electronics respond back as the track progresses much like that of a story; an epic battle between guitars and laptops that ultimately sees both sides joining forces to create a sonic fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. To see R_Garcia growl like Slayer into his mic as he plays this live is quite a treat.

R_Garcia is the sound of a smile, and this smile lasts 74 minutes from ear to ear."

Review by Matt Simpson


NERDS ON PARADE TOUR
NASHVILLE SCENE

"Florida's dance music scene expands to include Nashville yet again. This time its the blippy and expressive beats of r_garcia, which promise all the programmed boom-boom you'd expect from live dance acts, but with a more contemplative vibe and in a nice intimate setting. garcia's work masterfully spans genres, incorporating cinematic textures and vibes alongside propulsive and moody programming. His recent Remover EP is a mellower experience, but it still provides a stimulating intersection for the feet and the brain, and garcia's near-defiant joy is infectious. Hair of the Dog"

Article by Jason Shawhan


R. GARCIA TRAVEL BY LIGHT RAIL
DISQUIET

"While there is much on r_garcia's four-song Travel by Light Rail MP3 EP (available for free from the Kikapu netlabel) that leans heavily on the sort of techno-exotica that seemed brave and new when Aphex Twin first recorded such things — the tick tock beats, rubberized and distended; the disarming, Casio-style melodies; the light echoes of dub; the ironically canned nature of some of the rhythms — there are more than enough moments of pop splendidness to warrant its download. Here are two: on "Runk," which is a kind of willfully rudimentary Balkan slice of techno, it's how the piece funnels down into a simple, repetitive sequence, and how your brain isn't quite sure which beat is the down beat; on the title cut, it's the opening sequence, in which the plaintive beacon tone is set against a pneumatic thump. The Kikapu label's 70th release, Travel by Light Rail is available here."

Review not credited


R. GARCIA TRAVEL BY LIGHT RAIL
ARCHIVE.ORG

Not feeling the 2nd track at all..it's not bad, but it seems so out of place here and if I heard it on its own I probably wouldn't hunt down more r_garcia tracks which would mean I wouldn't hear these others that I absolutely dig. Other than that, the rest of the release is great. IDM that doesn't take itself too seriously or lend itself towards fake academia. Holds a good flow/vibe and nice harmony. Good use of space and time throughout all the mixing. Dig the last 2 tracks especially. Beats are entertaining and programmed, but you aren't demanded to listen at all times. Nice balance all around.. fun but moody melodies. 5 out of 5 stars

Review by Moot


R. GARCIA TRAVEL BY LIGHT RAIL
ARCHIVE.ORG

"Hi, I am the KemikalDeath/LoserAdmin producer. Your work is great and I sometimes can't imagine how you can do such rhythms apocalypse. Congratulations....oh, by the way, I'm gonna send you some of my stuff. Bye" 5 out of 5 stars

Review by Kemikaldeath


V/A CTRL-F2 COMPILATION
IGLOO MAGAZINE

"Ctrl-F2 is the first music compilation for online magazine Modsquare. Skillfully curated by founder Liz McLean Knight and available as a free MP3 download or sampler-priced CD-R for those with dialup, I'm sure it won't be the last. From the stuttering Aphex-style electro breaks of Atropa's "Yaser" to the graceful glitch of Praveen Sharma's "Elephant Feet," Ctrl-F2 consistently manages to one-up itself in its style and diversity. Equulei's "I Break For Children" flirts with a "Born Slippy"-era Underworld build that begins with insistent breaks over unfolding layers of loops before dropping a choice 4/4 beat that dissolves into a sustained breakdown perfect for long beatmatches. Matthew Mercer's "Buy Back Popular Demand" fashions a kind of broken glitchtech with a crock-pot of simmering samples programmed to be ladled at random as the baked beats are served oven-hot. Kero's "3-21" moves on into classic IDM with an inspired mix of crunchy rhythms and silken organ pads that are mindful to their experienced sources, while still maintaining a fresh twist. And speaking of twists, Quantazelle's "Braking (Broken)" gets its original coherent construction rearranged by way of unknown Feng Shui methods and what results is a slightly twisted, crunchier variation just as tasty.

The shifting, bubbly 8-bit melodies and rhythms of R. Garcia’s “Washing My Pants” make me want to see if there’s a hidden SAP function for some unreleased GameBoy classic featuring mazes of gyrating sunflowers and bouncy fuzzy creatures showing the way out. The sunflowers turn into thorny evil carnivorous plants and the fuzzy creatures become bloodthirsty rabid rodents weakened only by enchanted swordplay in The Flashbulb’s “Lawn Wake IV (Black),” which to me sounds like a reverent chiptune ode to epic guitar god Yngwie Malmsteen. The mania continues with Atomly’s “Big Up Mi Snacks,” a DSP/Jungle-flavored Dancehall excursion complete with an MC toasting while nursing a glass of Absinthe. The glass gets passed on to Aaron Funk who shares it with Ennio Morricone and what results is Mochipet’s “Desert Search For Techno Baklava,” a track guaranteed not to disappoint those intrigued by its clever title.

If Ctrl-F2 is just the first course of Modsquare’s collection of free audio, there’s no doubt in my mind the rest is burning a hole in Liz McLean Knight’s hard drive. Until the second course is served, we can savor what Ctrl-F2 has on its delicious menu.

Ctrl-F2 is out now on Modsquare."

Review by John Reveles


R. GARCIA ANIMAL OUTLINE
WPRK

"The latest and greatest from r_garcia 'Animal Outline' transforms the cold, vacant arena of electronic music into a bopping, bleeping playpen for melodies that skamper, thump, and bewitch. Ever the skilled ringmaster, r_rarcia commands the reigns of this eclectic collection of shimmering snyths, twisted and tangled samples, and skittering beats, uniting it all together into a small yet mighty cohesive pop masterpiece. This is an unforgettable album with warmth and all the right kinds of nostalgia."

Review by Sheila Scoville


R. GARCIA ANIMAL OUTLINE
ORLANDO WEEKLY

"IDM stands for a variety of things including Independent, or Intelligent, Dance Music, or, just as frequently: Ignorant of Dance Music. Luckily, Orlando's R_Garcia falls into the latter, sandwiching his bleeps of melody into picnics far outside clubland's trends on "Animal Outline." This is a smorgasbord of good tracks, influenced more by rock and jazz than electronica. As it opens the disc, "Picks and Whistles" lets the bass take a solo before Garcia's vocabulary of near-Atari tones rushes the mantle and conquers with a peculiarly romantic synth sweep. "Roper" creeps prepared piano backdrops into an Aphex Twin framework, switching in the end to a cuter number. "Washing My Pants" crunches lo-fi drums and a chorus of spiritual keyboard riffs into an ecstatic pop number. The moods on Animal Outline are various and lumber between dark ambient pieces and songs that refuse to take themselves seriously."

Review by Andrew Jones


R. GARCIA ANIMAL OUTLINE
INDEPENDENT

"The r_garcia 'animal outline' CD is amazing. I've been doing this stuff for a long time and this particular CD is deep. In some ways, the tracks trace the history of avant electronic music embracing everything from Wendy Carlos's Moog waveforms and heavily reverbed ring modulations to John Cage piano renderings of Schonberg twelvetone music. Webern is there, along with LeJarren Hiller and Karlheinz Stockhausen...It's a masterpiece."

Review by Bob North


R. GARCIA ANIMAL OUTLINE
URB MAGAZINE

"Like a Kandinsky painting, Animal Outline explodes with sonorous color and light in a seemingly cacophonic way, but every brushstroke is deliberate. on "Spec Racer," (r_garcia) juxtaposes piano arrangements with delicate beats that complement each other exquisitely. The fact that he refrains from being noisy for the sake of being noisy is entirely refreshing. Animal Outline flickers and shines with adroit musical invention."

Review by Sabrina Winogrond (for Simon Hawkins)


R. GARCIA CHINESE FOOD
INTELLECTOS MAGAZINE

"Since late last year I have been discovering the glorious and cunning sounds from the Florida based label Nophi Records. This Nophi release by R. Garcia is another winner which is very worthwhile. Garcia makes smooth, crafty, and melodic IDM that evokes gentle thoughts and chill landscapes. Chinese Food like the Nophi releases in general feature dynamic and imaginative IDM that at times can rival the leaders of the genre on Rephlex and so forth. The timely dramatic changes of "Pace Yourself" and the bubbling ease of the next track show how talented Garcia is in making infectious IDM. He even drops some dub/reggae beats on one track which works effectively. The Nophi site has a quote from Garcia about the EP, "for two weeks, i ate a lot of chinese food - the songs were in my fortune cookies." I will be buying Garcia and other Nophi artists more Chinese food then ... " 8.5 out of 10

Review by Julian Rant


V/A NOPHI COMPILATION TWO
INTELLECTOS MAGAZINE

Nophi subscribe to the Warp/Rephlex ethic. Combining clicky intricate beats and abstract sounds this compilation showcases leftfield electronica which is neither indulgent experimental crap or simplistic preset electronica. Keeping the balance in focus best is Triage displaying wistful clicktronica and R_Garcia showcasing dreamy melodic electronica. The sounds further on in the compilation from artists like SMU with the silly and bleepy "Fucking, Sucking, and Clapping" gives this mix some color and variety which is needed. The only drawback as with many electronic compilations is how too many tracks blur into each other. Towards the end the moodier track from Stellarcable and the lilting Opaeque track are enjoyable. Overall, this compilation is a very engaging mix of sounds. 8 out of 10

Review by Julian Rant


BARCODE LOUNGER TECH SUPPORT
INTELLECTOS MAGAZINE

This is a highly engaging Nophi Release featuring Randy Garcia and Mike Mell. This is a charming slice of groovy electronica which reminds me at times of someone like Cyclob to even Bertrand Burgalat. The sounds on this disc are warm and very soothing. This is where Barcode Lounger distinguish themselves from most electronic artists. At worst Barcode Lounger can sound like cheesy film music with a breakbeat, but that's not necessarily a negative. The last track is a sprawling noisy piece which gives this EP a more balanced vision. 7.5 out of 10

Review by Julian Rant